Play with me

[simpleruser]

1. go here
2. pick a character
3. reply with character request in the subject line, build up a scene of your preference (tl;dr, au, canon, crack, short, I don't even mind)
4. I will bang it like a heavy metal band

(shamelessly ganked from the lovely sugartits)

Comments

latula

[complies]

[radness]

h3y!
h3llo?
h3yz4!!!
wh4tz up, m4rz?

my account expired again we can do this loveme

[lohacse]

So if spiders got eight legs, where are your other six. [ haha n____________n ]

I applaud you tsunami

[allofthelevels]

Up the asses of my enemies. I only need two so I figured hey, why the fuck not?

Gokudera Hayato

[naturalbornkiller]

Hey! Gokudera, wait up!

[And there's a baseball idiot running up to meet you. A huge smile on his face and he slings an arm around your shoulder as soon as he catches up.]

Don't go home without me, haha!

plz excuse my one icon till I go find some more and also the fact that I have a big reread to do

[derachan]

[God damn that baseball idiot. Always coming out of nowhere to do things like that. Presuming that he'll want to go with him anyway.

If Yamamoto wasn't constricting him, his seventeen step plan to escape would already be in motion. There are hidden depths of craftiness to baseball idiots.]

Tch. Just because we happen to be going home at the same time in the same direction now doesn't mean that I am not going home without you.

sin

[brobeforehos]

[sinfulfeet]

[Sin breathes out, Mae never fails to surprise her in small ways.

She places the smile she uses on tourists to the market on her face. Mae brings the desire to put on a show out of her, who doesn't enjoy a show? She leaves only a hair between them as she says,] you could startle a girl right out of her skin if you keep up with that.

nepeta and that happy ever after we mentioned happening in some offshot timeline

[l1ck1ng]

yessssssss

[pawsfurthought]

[A roast in the oven and the last traces of blood under her nails is the result of a good time in Nepeta's book. The mighty huntress conquers another beast! And brings it home to share with her delightful companion.

The meat smells really yummy.

Terezi should be about somewhere so she calls out.]

Your meal is nearly crispy and delicious. Miss Scalybutt should show herself and devour it with me!

[maniacs]

[dunkingdonut]

[Uh. Well. At least it's not Syo? Haha.]

Hi, Fukawa!

How are you?

thollux

[l1ck1ng]

[pales with pails. zap me up, thcotty]

cracks knuckles, did you know that half code sollux is one of my favourite things?

[fetidmustard]

Seventy two percent.

Dropping.

[More and more it's getting harder to remember to do the little things. Even unplugged he has to keep a thread dedicated to keeping his pusher forcing blood through his veins, pulling in air and shoving it out. His eyes prickle from forgetting to blink.

He could power an entire fleet, all by himself, front line through to the tail guard, lightning conducted through every piece of metal and flying.]

Sixty percent. [His lisp is still intact. It doesn't cross his mind to be irritated or laugh.]

Sleep imminent.

[Blue and red flows around his hands and he keeps them pressed to the table. Electrocuting Terezi is still something he knows to avoid. Just.]

I REQUIRE VRISKA SERKET FOR INCEPTIONSTUCK

[regrette]

[to be my ariadne aHAHHAAHH AHHA HA HA]

-- patentedPoint [PP] began pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] --

PP: Evening, Miss. Serket.
PP: It's not too late a time to come inquiring, I hope?

FUCK YOU

[allofthelevels]

[FUCK YOU ALL THE WAYS.

except not because gross]

AG: Depends on the reason for enquiring!
AG: If it's something I can 8e 8othered with then we might 8e a8le to see a8out it.

asshole

[harutastic]

[It's a nice day outside, so Haru has decided to take her Japanes-to-Italian conversation book and a pitcher of iced tea to the lawn and study up. It's been two days since they all got to the Italian compound of the Vongola family and she has yet to have seen any of the beautiful touristy places around it - because the guys say she'll only get in trouble with not knowing the language and all. Well, boo to them, she's going to learn - and then she'll sneak out while they're too busy preparing for the actual initiation ceremony of Tsuna-san as the 10th. (After three more years of training from Reborn, it was about time, most would say. A lot of pressure is put on everyone these days.)

She's not the only one who's decided to spend the day outside, it seems, because suddenly she has a lapful of cat.]

Uri! When did you get out, hahi - that thug's going to blame Haru, what are you doing here. [She pauses, looking around to check there's no Gokudera in sight, and starts petting the box animal.] So cute.

be gentle, I should probably have reread more of the canon before pretending I could play him

[derachan]

[In between maintaining a completely casual air, Gokudera is panicking. He'd thought Uri was right there and he had been until Gokudera was completely occupied doing exercises with his flames.

Next thing he knew the little bastard was somewhere most easily defined as not there, somewhere else, somewhere well away from Gokudera.

He isn't calling out as he prowls around trying to find the little whelp but he is radiating fury as determinedly as he can. If he called out the cat would just take off and he wouldn't be able to pick him up by the scruff of his neck and inflict the many terrible tortures Gokudera has planned.

Eventually, he sticks his head out and discovers Haru. Haru and his traitorous cat.

At least Uri is safe - it would be just like him to get hurt and demand Gokudera patch him up - but that still leaves him how to wrestle him off Haru.]

He scratches and bites.

[Yes, ferocious that purring box animal. He's going to take her eye out any moment.]

whomever u want

[moscas]

[it's always kinda distressing when you're missing a wrench. at least, it is for spanner; he tries to avoid doing the task that specifically requires the missing bit of equipment, but finds he really can't seem to work his way around it. he can't find the wrench, either. it's not on the floor, or on the table, or accidentally in his overalls, or in the half finished mosca skeleton sitting in front of him.]

Huh, [he says. this is as frustrated as spanner gets.]

[dires]

[Komaeda caught a lucky break, there he was just thinking a wrench is exactly what he needed to finish his latest project and then there one was lying right out in the open!

He's just returning it now, right where he found it, right where... haha, exciting! A blond person building something. Komaeda leans over into his space as he peers at the mosca.] Wow... that looks like something only a genius could understand, someone like me can't possibly know what it's for.

(stupidera)

[harutastic]

bakaru

[derachan]

[When Gokudera moves first it always ends up that Haru already had the same plan and her lips meet his earlier than he calculated. She does that too often for him to settle down around her. A calm and measured girl who has got him down to a T and throws off all his plans.

He's more relaxed than usual and the curl of her eyelashes so close to his face have everything to do with that.]

It's good to see you. [Smooth moves.]

(sin) try again?

[brobeforehos]

yes let's!

[sinfulfeet]

[Sin would kiss a lot more girls if a lot more girls were like Mae. If more boys were like Mae she'd find herself kissing more of them too, no doubt.

Stroking Mae's pink hair up off her face to see more of her skin and watch her expression change, Sin tilts her hips, pushes them up against her, combs Mae's hair with her fingers and watches it fall down again - Mae is beautiful. And Sin is almost certainly going to feel that this isn't the normal way to act when she thinks back but now she's keeping watch of every flicker and enjoying taking note.]

(s1s)

[l1ck1ng]

[x]

that gif tho

[allofthelevels]

[How much downward thrust can bony hips contain? Enough to leave bruises for the morning.

There are a bunch more that she's going to have, one from where they slipped off the couch, another where her shin hit the table, a nasty one caused by her elbow coming in contact with the ground earlier than she was expecting, she'll be blue all over in a few hours. She bites her lip - Terezi's with it apparently, there's a lot of distractions going on below the belt and she thanks her fucking luck for Terezi not removing her pants because every time the warm metal button hits her skin her breath hitches and with the way Terezi's moving it's a lot.]

(trollcop buddy)

[l1ck1ng]

[fetidmustard]

[He's trying to hold her and kiss her at the same time. It's mostly working, kind of working, sort of working. She's pressed against him and his arms are around her keeping up all the pressure that the swig like shits are able to (he really ought to work out more). He breaks away from her mouth though, for a moment, gives her a lopsided grin.]

Hey, Sexy.

[She's everything he could really ask for an far more than he deserves.]

iona gimme dat trash baby also vaguely before dr1 ???

[maniere]

[Regularly, Junko trashes Mukuro's room. It's always so neat and tidy, her weapons displayed like trophies and her clothes folded perfectly in her drawers. Junko hates it. Junko's room varies between a chaotic mess and pristine beyond all belief. Today, she wonders what Komaeda's looks like. Maybe it's just as messy as his personality. Maybe it's cold and sterile like Mukuro's.

She wraps her knuckles against his door, glancing down the hallway. Hope's Peak's dormitories are full of nosey people, she knows. Her own is full of annoying people, like seeing them in class isn't enough. She wraps her knuckles harder and then presses her ear against the door. ]

Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! Nagito, you're in there aren't you? HEY! Open up, don't you know it's rude to leave a princess outside in the cold? Oi oi oi! Komaeda Nagito, open up!

[She gives his door a hard kick. She hopes his neighbours are talking about this for days to come. ]

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! yes okay.

[dires]

[Princess? Oh, she's talking about herself. That's almost fair. Perhaps - someone lowly like him shouldn't pass judgement on what she wants to call herself, anyway. Honestly, it's a matter of perspective. But he doesn't want to let her in really.

The abode of someone like him isn't right for her eyes to set their sights on, after all.

What is he to do?

He flips the lock - lucky it was shut or her kick might have shaken the door open and laid everything inside for her to see. As it is, he pulls his door ajar just enough to place himself in the opening, which is a bad enough sight to mar her vision.]

It's beyond what I should ask for, for you to forgive me of such a transgression as leaving you out in the cold, though... [he pauses to consider something, which, yeah, seems right now he's had time to reflect,] calling yourself a princess when we have our very own princess here at Hope's Peak is a little misleading?