Play with me

[simpleruser]

1. go here
2. pick a character
3. reply with character request in the subject line, build up a scene of your preference (tl;dr, au, canon, crack, short, I don't even mind)
4. I will bang it like a heavy metal band

(shamelessly ganked from the lovely sugartits)

Comments

[allofthelevels]

And better at it than you will ever be!

Not hard since you're not the best at anything. Maybe some day you'll be good at something that isn't trying but I reeeeeeeeally doubt it. Just keep trying anyway! Futile as it is.

1/3

[lohacse]

Ok.

[lohacse]

But I was just wondering.

[lohacse]

How come no one on the meteor likes you, I mean not even Karkat. [ this is immature. this is dave trying to insult her and also meddle in what a disgrace. ]

[allofthelevels]

[Nice try Dave but this is Vriska. She doesn't really care about any of that any more, she's got a universe to shatter and don't give a fuck!] I murdered a couple of our friends. No big deal. They're mostly okay now?

Oh! And I nearly got everyone killed too, that really put a damper on things. Ended up getting myself killed instead which was a drag but whatever, I can deal. It's not so bad.

You're wrong though, Karkat likes everyone. It's one of the many things that makes him weak. Though I'm guessing he doesn't like you at all. Hard to blame him for that! And you're probably the type to care that no one likes you, huh? Figures that a weaky weak weakling like you would.

1/4

[lohacse]

What's mostly ok about being a half dead ghost, is that even a thing. Like are you just making it out to be every day normal to fuck with me. [ dead state isn't mostly ok in general you don't fool him he's smarter than that ]

why the fuck do i keep comment chaining idk how to rp anymore

[lohacse]

I guess it is. For aliens.

[lohacse]

Can't say I didn't have my share of that. What with all the dead Daves piling up.

[lohacse]

Karkat smells.

[allofthelevels]

You want to talk to Aradia about the ghost thing.

But maybe you have some sense in your think pan. Karkat smells like garbage!

[lohacse]

Sure, corpse enthusiast girl sounds tons more fun to talk to. That's saying something, dude.

Like if I wasn't paralyzed by Karkat's stink, I'd probably be makin' plans with her right now. [ she's attractive unlike SOMEONE ELSE ]

[allofthelevels]

Riiiiiiiight.

Karkat's not around. You want to be here don't even try and deny it!