Play with me

[simpleruser]

1. go here
2. pick a character
3. reply with character request in the subject line, build up a scene of your preference (tl;dr, au, canon, crack, short, I don't even mind)
4. I will bang it like a heavy metal band

(shamelessly ganked from the lovely sugartits)

Comments

[derachan]

[Gokudera twitches. He needs to study this phenomenon, that's simply not natural.

He reaches out, picks up Yamamoto's piece, pops it into his mouth, chews, frowns, swears, and swallows.

It's good and he can't get away from showing it with a tiny smile. At least it's not sitting there on the bench mocking him with it's perfect sculpted beauty.]

Not bad.

[naturalbornkiller]

You shouldn't talk with you mouth full. [But he takes Gokudera's swearing as a compliment.]

Good! [He eyes Gokudera's sushi. It doesn't look nearly as nice as his own but it seems tasty enough.] Can I have yours?

[derachan]

[He balks, opens his mouth to tell Yamamoto where he can shove it but snaps it shut.]

Fine. [And he starts shaping another ball of rice. If he feeds that one to Yamamoto as well he can do a comparison.]

[naturalbornkiller]

Thanks! [He picks up the piece of sushi like he has been doing this all his life. Which is, of course, exactly the case. He shoves it into his mouth in it's entirety and chews thoughtfully. He swallows and starts grinning widely.]

It's really good for a first try! [Was that a wink? It definitely was.]

[derachan]

[What does that wink mean. He does't know. Does it mean it was better than good for a first try? Does it mean it actually tastes like it was assembled by a horse? Shit. He should have just eaten it himself.

He snatches up another lump of rice to begin shaping it.]

I bet you can't even tell what's good or not as long as you can eat it.

[naturalbornkiller]

[To be honest, Yamamoto isn't completely sure what the wink means himself. The guy is just acting on instinct as usual.]

Of course I can tell, I'm the expert remember.

[derachan]

[Stop that Yamamoto, you're going to mess up all Gokudera's charts.

He flicks a totally mature piece of rice in Yamamoto's direction before pressing the rice into shape, it holds it better this time, a little lumpy but not bad.]

Sushi isn't genetic.

[naturalbornkiller]

[What charts would that be? Is he still trying to prove Yamamoto is actually an UMA?]

I'm not saying that. But having made sushi all my life pretty much makes me the expert, doesn't it?

[derachan]

[Those charts are secret. The evidence is currently inconclusive.]

'Pretty much' doesn't make you the expert. You're the baseball expert. [Gokudera's sure that guys like Yamamoto can only be good at one thing.]

[naturalbornkiller]

[He thought there would be no secrets in the family.]

Well that's true. Can't I be an expert in more than one thing though? You are good at a lot of different things too!

[derachan]

[His data is inconclusive. He couldn't possibly share inconclusive data.

He taps his lip, thinking.]

Your expertise could extended to 'swinging things'. [Swords, baseball bats.]

[naturalbornkiller]

Sounds good to me!

[Swinging things is really cool after all. And he is pretty good with swords and bats. He guesses making sushi is kind of like swinging with knives as well.]

So what about you? Is yours just 'blowing things up'?

[derachan]

[Gokudera looks at him with all the disdain he can muster. Sometimes he really looks like Uri.]

It's being Tsuna's right hand man.