Play with me

[simpleruser]

1. go here
2. pick a character
3. reply with character request in the subject line, build up a scene of your preference (tl;dr, au, canon, crack, short, I don't even mind)
4. I will bang it like a heavy metal band

(shamelessly ganked from the lovely sugartits)

Comments

[naturalbornkiller]

[Where are your tablemanners, poking someone with your chopsticks isn't very hygenic. Still, Yamamoto picks up his chopsticks as well and tries to block Gokudera's prods.]

I'm not saying I can't, I'd just rather not do that.

I like this mafia game and the family.

[derachan]

[Mafia. Game. Gokudera slaps Yamamoto's chopsticks away with his own, trying to dart them in and poke Yamamoto again.]

Pull your weight and then some. Don't trail behind the rest of us, this is a serious family!

[naturalbornkiller]

[He dodges and launches a counter attack, time for a full blown chopstick war.]

I am pulling my weight! Maybe you shouldn't take this all so seriously. We're still in high school and we're allowed to just have fun once in a while right?

[derachan]

Doing your best to make the family proud is fun, baseball idiot.

[Oh no he doesn't. Gokudera can take him, his fighting skills will blow Yamamoto out of the water. Mid range explosives translate into chopstick wars so easily.

They don't, and one of his chopsticks snaps, tumbling to the floor.]

Now look what you did.

[naturalbornkiller]

Sure! But can't we go to a baseball game once in a while to?

[Who even brings explosives into a chopstick war?]

Me? That was all you!

[derachan]

No baseball.

Over exposure to one sport will make you inflexible and change you from a baseball idiot to baseball maniac.

[Gokudera does. He must always be prepared.]

[naturalbornkiller]

We can work in some other sports then. How about boxing? Ryouhei would like that.

[Gokudera is a little over-prepared. Although Yamamoto isn't one to say, with Shigure Kintoki strapped to his back.]

[derachan]

[Is Yamamoto mocking him or stumbling upon a not terrible idea by mistake?]

Boxing would be a start. If you actually want to extend your skills I'll set up a regime.

[naturalbornkiller]

[All Yamamoto's ideas are good, Gokudera just never realises that.]

Sure, everything for the family right?

[As long as they can still play baseball later.]

[derachan]

[What Yamamoto doesn't know is that Gokudera is of the camp that recognises chess as a sport.

No baseball, all chess. Maybe croquet.]

You don't have to tell me that, I know to do everything for the family.

[naturalbornkiller]

[Please don't make him play chess, that's not something you want to see.]

Yeah, you always do huh?

[derachan]

Of course. What else is there?

I'm not a slacker like you.

[Though that's not as true as it used to be. Soon Gokudera will have to stop saying it entirely.]

[naturalbornkiller]

Hey! I'm always there for the family as well!

[Maybe when that happens Gokudera will finally want to be his friend.]

[derachan]

Tch, being there means you don't have to be reminded to wear a suit when we have to be presentable.

[It's unfortunate for Gokudera that he would already call Yamamoto his friend. He just doesn't want to be.]

[naturalbornkiller]

I just don't like the suits, the ties are the worst.

[And he still has to ask someone for help tying them every single time.]

[derachan]

[And every time that person is Gokudera. He's gotten good at tying them in reverse.]

If you paid attention you'd know how to get them to look proper.

[naturalbornkiller]

[He's very thankful for Gokudera's help with all the serious mafia things. Including the ties.]

I'll get it right eventually. But til then I think it works fine the way we do it now.

[He likes getting ready for the serious stuff with Gokudera, he calms him down strangely enough.]

[derachan]

[And the stress of mothering making sure Yamamoto doesn't embarrass the family gets Gokudera worked up in a way that is almost zen.]

It's just going to stay the same if you don't work on it.

[naturalbornkiller]

[Only Gokudera manages to be zen while chewing someone else out.]

It's not my fault they make those knots so difficult! How come you know them so well anyway? You don't wear suits any more than I do.

[derachan]

Not everyone needs to be shown a hundred times how to tie something as simple as a tie.

[He picks up the empty paper cover from his chopsticks, looping it around and moving his fingers fast and carefully, and passes the resulting chopstick cover tie to Yamamoto. He might be a little smug.]

[naturalbornkiller]

[He picks up the paper tie, bringing it close to his face to examine it before bursting out in laughter.]

Hahaha! That is really cool!

[derachan]

[Gokudera twitches. But looks smug anyway.]

So you see not being able to tie a tie isn't acceptable in our line of work.

[naturalbornkiller]

Yeah yeah I'll do my best to learn it properly.

[He looks a little sad about that, Gokudera doesn't want to hang out with him :c ]

[derachan]

I'll teach you again.

[Gokudera doesn't want to hang out with someone so incompetent that they can't handle tying their own tie.]

... You should give me some of your knowledge in exchange.

[He's pretty sure Yamamoto doesn't have any but he's being diplomatic. And that's important.]

[naturalbornkiller]

I don't know if I can teach you anything you don't already know. You're a pretty smart guy you know.

[He thinks it over, trying to come up with something Gokudera might not know. He doubts Gokudera would like another lesson in the rules of baseball, but maybe there is something else...]

Have you ever made sushi before?