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[Affirmative. He could've said yes, but he said affirmative. Of course - once a helmsman always a helmsman. And Sollux, he was bound to be strong. His psiioniics moved a whole planet, of course that would've triggered the Condesce to his presence. She'd probably wanted another mustardblood for ages. How could she have not forseen that then?

My fault keeps ringing in her ears, because essentially, she believes that it is her fault. One way or another.]

That's great. What do I register as?

Terezi Pyrope: Female troll.
Possible threat.

[That feels disingenuous to his mouth and his tongue, even his mind doesn't really acknowledge her as a danger. But for different reasons. He's wired for combat threats, tiny, wiry, buttless Terezi shouldn't make a serious combat threat. Knowing Terezi, she could have taken down ship, upon ship before anyone so much as noticed they were gone. She is the biggest threat but his lips and his tongue and the bits of him that remain untainted know that she's not a threat to him.]

[That brings out a snort, which echoes somewhat in their recuperacoon. Possible threat her foot, she's a definite threat. If she wants to be, anyway. She wonders if that's what his records say on her, or if it's really what he thinks.

If he thinks at all. And she hopes he does. She could burn an empty empire to the ground, and he'd be the safest troll on it.]

Threat to you?

[It's a while, thirty seconds - thirty one and fourty nine miliseconds if it was being timed, before he arrives at an answer. So many variables need to be accounted for. More than the average troll. The average troll has five, intelligence, strength, luck, agility and charisma. Terezi has league upon league of them.]

Negative.

[Another long, long pause.]

Unless in possession of paint materials.

[Small part of her would be really proud to hear that's the way she ranks in his stupid system. Small or big part.]

Hehe... that's true. I'm a menace with chalk.

[Another long pause to match his.] Why am I not a threat?

[His breath whistles in and out.

Calculations are hard coded, decrypting them takes more time. It's two minutes precisely when he responds.]

Empathy is on the records.

Trolls and empathy. [She scrunches up her nose before shaking her head slightly.]

Moirail. Do you get that?

[Parsing incomplete sentences reduces his accuracy.]

Negative. Moirallegance requires equal participation.

I guess that makes me a sucker, then.

[She turns around, eyes closed and sniffer pointed away from him.] Good to know.

Negative.

[It comes out before calculations, an anomaly. An aberration.]

Not a sucker?

Affirmative. [It comes out as a sigh, he's so tired. Tired of his head, tired of thinking like this, like a troll not a machine. He's so good at being a machine. Churning over percentages. And he's not even all the way there. Not even half the way there. This is it. This is all he's managing. Affirmatives.]

[No. By any troll's standards, unrequited romance, pale or flushed or the dangerous mix of both she feels, would make the yearning troll a complete and utter sucker. And if he's saying she isn't, then it's not the records talking; it's Sollux.

Quietly, she takes one of his hands and brinds it up to her mouth, brushing a tender kiss against his pulse. He could zap her out of existence right now, for all she cared, and it wouldn't hurt. Slime and all, it still tastes like Sollux. Not toxic.]

You're the only troll in this joint to think so.

[He doesn't know who else is around. Can't tell what they're thinking anyway. So he can't let a 'negative' fly. But it seems unlikely that everyone thinks she's a sucker.

Terezi Pyrope with stubborn off the charts, that's not being a sucker.

Except that's only what Sollux thinks as he doesn't realise that kiss was a kiss and doesn't know what lips on sopor on skin means beyond what every piece of contact means.]

Insufficient evidence to support Troll Pyrope's claim. [Is the best he can do.]

We're not in a courthouse, conscript. Session has been adjourned. [Another kiss, pressed hard against the back of his hand, trying to leave it there like a burning tattoo. She's almost hoping, almost wishing, it'll trigger his psiionics, and her lips will burn, because then she'll feel something that isn't -

Ridiculous. Being ridiculous. She lets their arms drop.] Troll Pyrope claims to be the maximum authority on the matter, as well as the owner of a hot ass.

[He sighs with a huff that might be a laugh or might be just another irregularity in all physical functions. It's almost certainly just another quirk of being out of tune with his body.]

Troll Pyrope - file updated to indicate spreader of falsehoods.

Ass is of regular temperature.

[!! Did he just - that was almost a laugh, wasn't it? Now's not the time for her eyes to burn with the threat to leak everywhere again, what is she turning her into. But oh does it give her some hope, if he still is capable of those irregular noises.

It makes her croak out a laugh.] You bitch. I'd demonstrate that it's hot but we're covered in slime. And it's a good thing, too! Otherwise this whole recuperacoon would be on fire from my butt.

[He's- that's- his mind is spewing up errors and now he's leaking just as much as she was. He doesn't know what to say. He would have known what to say before but now, now his brain can't do jokes, he can't find what to say.

Through the slime that's dripping out his nose, he reverts to facts. Truths that he knows.]

Sopor is flame retardant.

[She sniffs it out, of course. She'd sniff out that mustard leaking anywhere, and it makes her sit up in the recuperacoon, sopor sliding off her. She turns towards him.]

You're leaking. [Her hands are dirty, her elbows could bruise his nose; she leans in and cleans his face the other way. With her tongue, but steering clear of sopor.]

[It's mostly subsided, he knows the response to that. And no more mustard flows after she wipes it away. He remember to snort up or wipe the trickle oozing from his nose. Charming.]

Affirmative.

[He is so charming she could swoon! Instead, she sort of sits there, looking without seeing, because there's only Sollux on her tongue and it shouldn't be attractive at all.]

Cause?

[That sets it off again, exception: unexpected qualification required. Rebooting.

He's leaking again. Snot trickling over his lips so he blows a bubble when he talks. The knots in his stomach are working themselves bigger and bigger.]

Unknown. Reply not retrieved.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. [She can't help but lean down to clean it again, taking some perverse pleasure from being this close to his mouth. It should gross her out that she's essentially licking his snot off his face, but you know what - it doesn't.]

Shoosh, little bug.

[Contact. He's. He's. He's. Who knows what he is.

It's too much, he's restarted parts of his own brain and now she's stimulating things he shouldn't have and she shouldn't be able to reach.

He's overloading. Lightning sparks along his tears and over her cheeks as well, along her tongue and into he back of her throat.

He is out of control.]

[It hurts. It hurts it hurts it hurts, and she keeps going. It gets to the point where she's holding him down by his forearms, nails digging into his skin, but she keeps going. It gets to the point where she's dripping tears on his face, teal mixing with mustard mixing with lightning, and she still presses on and cleans them, and whispers shoosh between each pained gasp against his skin.]

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