simpleruser: (Default)
Iona ([personal profile] simpleruser) wrote in [community profile] simplerbox2012-12-04 10:51 pm

Play with me

1. go here
2. pick a character
3. reply with character request in the subject line, build up a scene of your preference (tl;dr, au, canon, crack, short, I don't even mind)
4. I will bang it like a heavy metal band

(shamelessly ganked from the lovely [community profile] sugartits)
l1ck1ng: (Default)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-17 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Small part of her would be really proud to hear that's the way she ranks in his stupid system. Small or big part.]

Hehe... that's true. I'm a menace with chalk.

[Another long pause to match his.] Why am I not a threat?
fetidmustard: (Not impressed)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-17 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[His breath whistles in and out.

Calculations are hard coded, decrypting them takes more time. It's two minutes precisely when he responds.]


Empathy is on the records.
l1ck1ng: (rolling in the deep)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-17 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Trolls and empathy. [She scrunches up her nose before shaking her head slightly.]

Moirail. Do you get that?
fetidmustard: (Mm honey)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-17 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Parsing incomplete sentences reduces his accuracy.]

Negative. Moirallegance requires equal participation.
l1ck1ng: (Default)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-17 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that makes me a sucker, then.

[She turns around, eyes closed and sniffer pointed away from him.] Good to know.
fetidmustard: (well okay.)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-17 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Negative.

[It comes out before calculations, an anomaly. An aberration.]
l1ck1ng: (Default)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-18 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a sucker?
fetidmustard: (Not impressed)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-19 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Affirmative. [It comes out as a sigh, he's so tired. Tired of his head, tired of thinking like this, like a troll not a machine. He's so good at being a machine. Churning over percentages. And he's not even all the way there. Not even half the way there. This is it. This is all he's managing. Affirmatives.]
l1ck1ng: (it's bad to kill)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-19 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[No. By any troll's standards, unrequited romance, pale or flushed or the dangerous mix of both she feels, would make the yearning troll a complete and utter sucker. And if he's saying she isn't, then it's not the records talking; it's Sollux.

Quietly, she takes one of his hands and brinds it up to her mouth, brushing a tender kiss against his pulse. He could zap her out of existence right now, for all she cared, and it wouldn't hurt. Slime and all, it still tastes like Sollux. Not toxic.]


You're the only troll in this joint to think so.
fetidmustard: (Mm honey)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-19 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know who else is around. Can't tell what they're thinking anyway. So he can't let a 'negative' fly. But it seems unlikely that everyone thinks she's a sucker.

Terezi Pyrope with stubborn off the charts, that's not being a sucker.

Except that's only what Sollux thinks as he doesn't realise that kiss was a kiss and doesn't know what lips on sopor on skin means beyond what every piece of contact means.]


Insufficient evidence to support Troll Pyrope's claim. [Is the best he can do.]
l1ck1ng: (Default)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-19 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
We're not in a courthouse, conscript. Session has been adjourned. [Another kiss, pressed hard against the back of his hand, trying to leave it there like a burning tattoo. She's almost hoping, almost wishing, it'll trigger his psiionics, and her lips will burn, because then she'll feel something that isn't -

Ridiculous. Being ridiculous. She lets their arms drop.]
Troll Pyrope claims to be the maximum authority on the matter, as well as the owner of a hot ass.
fetidmustard: (Huh what?)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-20 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs with a huff that might be a laugh or might be just another irregularity in all physical functions. It's almost certainly just another quirk of being out of tune with his body.]

Troll Pyrope - file updated to indicate spreader of falsehoods.

Ass is of regular temperature.
l1ck1ng: (and that's the price she'll pay; oh)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-20 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
[!! Did he just - that was almost a laugh, wasn't it? Now's not the time for her eyes to burn with the threat to leak everywhere again, what is she turning her into. But oh does it give her some hope, if he still is capable of those irregular noises.

It makes her croak out a laugh.]
You bitch. I'd demonstrate that it's hot but we're covered in slime. And it's a good thing, too! Otherwise this whole recuperacoon would be on fire from my butt.
fetidmustard: (AA: Leave)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-21 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He's- that's- his mind is spewing up errors and now he's leaking just as much as she was. He doesn't know what to say. He would have known what to say before but now, now his brain can't do jokes, he can't find what to say.

Through the slime that's dripping out his nose, he reverts to facts. Truths that he knows.]


Sopor is flame retardant.
l1ck1ng: (and that's the price she'll pay; oh)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-21 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
[She sniffs it out, of course. She'd sniff out that mustard leaking anywhere, and it makes her sit up in the recuperacoon, sopor sliding off her. She turns towards him.]

You're leaking. [Her hands are dirty, her elbows could bruise his nose; she leans in and cleans his face the other way. With her tongue, but steering clear of sopor.]
fetidmustard: (Not impressed)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-21 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It's mostly subsided, he knows the response to that. And no more mustard flows after she wipes it away. He remember to snort up or wipe the trickle oozing from his nose. Charming.]

Affirmative.
l1ck1ng: (Default)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-21 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He is so charming she could swoon! Instead, she sort of sits there, looking without seeing, because there's only Sollux on her tongue and it shouldn't be attractive at all.]

Cause?
fetidmustard: (Mm honey)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-21 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
[That sets it off again, exception: unexpected qualification required. Rebooting.

He's leaking again. Snot trickling over his lips so he blows a bubble when he talks. The knots in his stomach are working themselves bigger and bigger.]


Unknown. Reply not retrieved.
l1ck1ng: (that he had in his grip)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-21 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. [She can't help but lean down to clean it again, taking some perverse pleasure from being this close to his mouth. It should gross her out that she's essentially licking his snot off his face, but you know what - it doesn't.]

Shoosh, little bug.
fetidmustard: (Not impressed)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-21 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Contact. He's. He's. He's. Who knows what he is.

It's too much, he's restarted parts of his own brain and now she's stimulating things he shouldn't have and she shouldn't be able to reach.

He's overloading. Lightning sparks along his tears and over her cheeks as well, along her tongue and into he back of her throat.

He is out of control.]
l1ck1ng: (i've got to hand it to you)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-21 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
[It hurts. It hurts it hurts it hurts, and she keeps going. It gets to the point where she's holding him down by his forearms, nails digging into his skin, but she keeps going. It gets to the point where she's dripping tears on his face, teal mixing with mustard mixing with lightning, and she still presses on and cleans them, and whispers shoosh between each pained gasp against his skin.]
fetidmustard: (PREPARE TO DUEL)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-21 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[It doesn't help. It doesn't help anything. Her shoosh is perfect and refined and he's just one step closer to burnout.

He's shaking and crackling down to his bones. He drags his hands up out of the slime and up to his head, fingers wedged to his temples and still radiating lightning.]
l1ck1ng: (it's bad to kill)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-21 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he tries to fry his brain, she swears to god. She swears to gog.

Desperate, she grabs for his arms, pulling them away.]
Stop - Sollux, stop.
fetidmustard: (Mm honey)

[personal profile] fetidmustard 2013-01-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[A crack - focus inside his chest - and he sags. His psiionics still flow, but harmless and dissipating. Retreating back into his eyes and mouth.

Pain blossoms up from his ribs, seeping through the rest of him and confirming the need to acquiesce to her command.]


Locked. Shutting down.

[He can detect spikes in teal but it barely gets through before he's slowing his heart and breathing.]
l1ck1ng: (Default)

[personal profile] l1ck1ng 2013-01-22 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Just sleep, Helmsman. Feelings jam is over. Just sleep.

[She's shivering, suddenly. Exhausted and shivering, her insides feel like they've been burned on a slow fire. But she doesn't lie down yet.]

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