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[dunkingdonut]

What: I need to practice playing this fine lady! Either use the situation below or make something up for yourself! I will be happy to go with the flow.
Who: Me and you, you and me, both of us together~


[Labouring for hours in the pool has worked up a ferocious appetite in the stomach of Asahina, it's a fierce war zone that can only be resolved by stacking her plate to the gills with donuts. The pile is at least five times taller than the average plate serving should be. It wobbles as she leaves the room. Today, she will feast.]

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[glowsferatu]

[ the size of the helping was enough to get kanaya's attention, so she ran back to inspect the continental breakfast spread. it was just as she thought. running to catch asahina, she calls after her. ]

Excuse me!

[dunkingdonut]

[The tower has been stabilized somewhat by the removal of one of the donuts into her mouth. Not stable enough to be safe when she whirls around to face Kanaya though.]

I'm sorry! Is there something you want?

[glowsferatu]

[ she stops a few feet away, one hand moving to her hip as the other wags an unimpresed finger at the objectively impressive stack. ]

You do realize you can't do that, do you not?

[dunkingdonut]

[She balances the plate on one hand for better manipulation of the one in her mouth, setting the whole thing wobbling again. She chews, swallows, and looks confused. Practically all at once.]

Do what?

[glowsferatu]

Those doughnuts are meant to feed far more than just you, and yet you see fit to waltz out with nearly the entire selection!

[ does kanaya z-snap? kanaya doesn't know about z-snaps, but you better believe she would if she was ever initiated in the practice. ]

[dunkingdonut]

Oh no, that's not true!

[She points to the table and has to do a quick shuffle to nab a falling doughnut.]

I left one of each kind. [She places the half eaten donut on the top and holds one of the chocolate ones out.] But here, take this.

[glowsferatu]

[ her eyes widen a moment, then narrow nearly to slits as her lips curl into a sneer. she looks at the offered donut as if she was being offered a severed head. ]

You think I can be so easily bribed? That paying me off will erase your rapacious overindulgence?

What kind of immoral rubbish do you take me for?!

[dunkingdonut]

[Asahina quakes, she didn't think the chocolate ones were that bad at all!]

You look like very moral rubbish!

No, that's not right. You just look very moral.

They are very good though, you should try it at least. I insist!

[glowsferatu]

[ okay so maybe they look a little tasty. just a teensy bit. ]

If I do, will you promise to put at least...half of those back?

[dunkingdonut]

[H-half of the doughnuts?
But that's almost all of them!]

Can I keep the ones with sprinkles?

[glowsferatu]

[ her eyes narrow, scrutinizing. ]

What percentage would you say are sprinkled?

[dunkingdonut]

Three?

[She is super highschool level swimming not numberology.]

[glowsferatu]

[ kanaya looks thew stack over again, trying to estimate the quantity. something isn't adding up here. ]

That's what, one of them? Two? I see more than that even at a cursory glance.

[maniacs]

U...ugh how nauseating... Are you... going to eat all of it...?

[dunkingdonut]

That's the plan!

[She picks one out and holds it towards her] Would you like one?

[ex_proteen522]

... [that's a lot of donut. gotta balance that out, friend.
sakura says nothing; she follows dutifully behind, a glass of vitamin c in each hand. she gives the second one to asahina the moment they sit down together, nudging it towards her with two fingertips.]

Here. [it's not a 'would you like' sort of gesture, it's a 'you are drinking this' one. bottom's up!]

[dunkingdonut]

[Hm, what's that? A voice saying something not related to donuts? She's mostly registered that Sakura's there but, until she's got two mouthfuls of donut in her face and swallowed, everything else is lost to her. Caramel icing.

Asahina rises from her fug of donut bliss.] Oh! Wow, you got this for me? [Drink is good for washing down donuts! She can probably eat twice as many now.]

[ex_proteen522]

Yes. It would not do to ruin your health by consuming too much junk food at once.

[she nudges the glass forward a little more. donut consumption is all very well and good but you gotta stick to the regime too]

[dunkingdonut]

Huh? What do you mean?

[Donuts aren't junk food, what chu talkin' about Sakura?]

[ex_proteen522]

I mean, you may get a sore stomach. You need to make sure you're eating from each of the food groups every day, not only from one.

[she's talking about HEALTHY LIVING. donuts don't count as bread, btw]

[dunkingdonut]

But donuts have lots of food groups, don't they? [Carbs, sugar, icing, sometimes sprinkles! Also, hm, Sakura likes protein an awful lot, is she even getting the proper donuts groups?]

[ex_proteen522]

I do not believe so. It would do you good to try some vegetables once and a while.

[dunkingdonut]

[But wait! She brings her fist down into her palm, she's got it!]

You can make doughnuts with potatoes!

[She thinks she saw that on TV.]

[ex_proteen522]

How about you try some potatoes in their natural state? I believe one would call those 'pre-donuts'.

[dunkingdonut]

[But....]

What would the point of that be?