Aoi Asahina (
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simplerbox2013-01-22 08:09 pm
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What: I need to practice playing this fine lady! Either use the situation below or make something up for yourself! I will be happy to go with the flow.
Who: Me and you, you and me, both of us together~
[Labouring for hours in the pool has worked up a ferocious appetite in the stomach of Asahina, it's a fierce war zone that can only be resolved by stacking her plate to the gills with donuts. The pile is at least five times taller than the average plate serving should be. It wobbles as she leaves the room. Today, she will feast.]
Who: Me and you, you and me, both of us together~
[Labouring for hours in the pool has worked up a ferocious appetite in the stomach of Asahina, it's a fierce war zone that can only be resolved by stacking her plate to the gills with donuts. The pile is at least five times taller than the average plate serving should be. It wobbles as she leaves the room. Today, she will feast.]
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Excuse me!
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I'm sorry! Is there something you want?
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You do realize you can't do that, do you not?
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Do what?
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[ does kanaya z-snap? kanaya doesn't know about z-snaps, but you better believe she would if she was ever initiated in the practice. ]
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[She points to the table and has to do a quick shuffle to nab a falling doughnut.]
I left one of each kind. [She places the half eaten donut on the top and holds one of the chocolate ones out.] But here, take this.
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You think I can be so easily bribed? That paying me off will erase your rapacious overindulgence?
What kind of immoral rubbish do you take me for?!
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You look like very moral rubbish!
No, that's not right. You just look very moral.
They are very good though, you should try it at least. I insist!
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If I do, will you promise to put at least...half of those back?
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But that's almost all of them!]
Can I keep the ones with sprinkles?
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What percentage would you say are sprinkled?
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[She is super highschool level swimming not numberology.]
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That's what, one of them? Two? I see more than that even at a cursory glance.
1/2
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[She picks one out and holds it towards her] Would you like one?
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sakura says nothing; she follows dutifully behind, a glass of vitamin c in each hand. she gives the second one to asahina the moment they sit down together, nudging it towards her with two fingertips.]
Here. [it's not a 'would you like' sort of gesture, it's a 'you are drinking this' one. bottom's up!]
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Asahina rises from her fug of donut bliss.] Oh! Wow, you got this for me? [Drink is good for washing down donuts! She can probably eat twice as many now.]
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[she nudges the glass forward a little more. donut consumption is all very well and good but you gotta stick to the regime too]
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[Donuts aren't junk food, what chu talkin' about Sakura?]
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[she's talking about HEALTHY LIVING. donuts don't count as bread, btw]
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You can make doughnuts with potatoes!
[She thinks she saw that on TV.]
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What would the point of that be?