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What: I need to practice playing this fine lady! Either use the situation below or make something up for yourself! I will be happy to go with the flow.
Who: Me and you, you and me, both of us together~

[Labouring for hours in the pool has worked up a ferocious appetite in the stomach of Asahina, it's a fierce war zone that can only be resolved by stacking her plate to the gills with donuts. The pile is at least five times taller than the average plate serving should be. It wobbles as she leaves the room. Today, she will feast.]

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[Hm, what's that? A voice saying something not related to donuts? She's mostly registered that Sakura's there but, until she's got two mouthfuls of donut in her face and swallowed, everything else is lost to her. Caramel icing.

Asahina rises from her fug of donut bliss.] Oh! Wow, you got this for me? [Drink is good for washing down donuts! She can probably eat twice as many now.]

Yes. It would not do to ruin your health by consuming too much junk food at once.

[she nudges the glass forward a little more. donut consumption is all very well and good but you gotta stick to the regime too]

Huh? What do you mean?

[Donuts aren't junk food, what chu talkin' about Sakura?]

I mean, you may get a sore stomach. You need to make sure you're eating from each of the food groups every day, not only from one.

[she's talking about HEALTHY LIVING. donuts don't count as bread, btw]

But donuts have lots of food groups, don't they? [Carbs, sugar, icing, sometimes sprinkles! Also, hm, Sakura likes protein an awful lot, is she even getting the proper donuts groups?]

I do not believe so. It would do you good to try some vegetables once and a while.

[But wait! She brings her fist down into her palm, she's got it!]

You can make doughnuts with potatoes!

[She thinks she saw that on TV.]

How about you try some potatoes in their natural state? I believe one would call those 'pre-donuts'.

[But....]

What would the point of that be?

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