In which rpers rp characters rping.

[lalondelicious]

Required How Is My Driving.

Attempt politeness and steer clear of wasteful words, remember we're all friends here and we don't want to ruffle any feathers.

If your feathers are ruffled please report to me and the ruffler will be summarily executed or at least given a psychological interogation exposing their flaws. Whichever they prefer.

Comments

[lohacse]

Ah, he appears.

[(Anonymous)]

I find your repartee engaging and delightful. However, there is an underlying trend I would like to address. Do you have a troubling or unfulfilled home life? It may appear meaningless to bring it up, roleplay is hardly the most serious application of time in the world, but I assure you I have a tract I wish to explore.

Your delight in imagery does you credit and it is a thrill to puzzle through the layers of metaphor. The lines you draw between completely uncorrelated strata bring a tear to the eye. Again, I mention this is going somewhere and that place is important I should think.

Your characters seem to have a penchant for older female characters, even when they show no such signs in their canons. I don't believe I can recall a single one of them who haven't engaged in at least flurtation with them. Parallel to this is the vein your poetic streak clings to. Namely: six inch objects of a certain girth.

The critique I bring to you is in the form of concern, have you sought help for your desire to have intimate relations with your mother?

[lohacse]

[lohacse]

i dont have an obsession with dicks rose shut the fuck up

[(Anonymous)]

No Rose here. Only a citizen worried about the proper use of phallic objects.

You really ought to leave those bananas alone.

[lohacse]

ok its like you havent seen how karkat always talks about characters bulges in tags
its all kinds of creepy how havent you noticed
i barely ever bring up the dicks

[(Anonymous)]

Dear dear, you are not assuaging my thoughts on the matter.

I didn't say anything about Karkat's affinity for the D. I hadn't imagined your pissing contest would slip into the digital world. I digress, you bring up dicks in moderation, dick related imagery and what I have taken to calling "dick baiting" you perform in excess.

[lohacse]

all im saying is
if theres someone you should scold about penises
calm down their obsession with them
thats karkat
like i dont even know why you think all my tags read dicks

[(Anonymous)]

David.

Your character gifted everyone sausages for Christmas.

[lohacse]

that was one time

[(Anonymous)]

Because the previous year it was... oh dear, please fill me in, was it the mini rocket launchers or the white silly putty?

[lohacse]

it was dick shaped cakes

[lohacse]

john thought it was hilarious

[(Anonymous)]

I think my point is clear.

I noticed you are dodging my other point. Incest is not a taboo I will judge you for if you would like to let it all out.

While keeping it in your pants, of course.

[lohacse]

incest what incest what are you talking about

[(Anonymous)]

The incest you would like to have. Many men desire their mothers, Dave. Never fear that you are alone.

[lohacse]

what i dont want to have any incest
where are you getting all this from

[(Anonymous)]

Your characters always seek out the nearest older woman and then make passes at her unceasingly. It's not hard to click the pieces into place.

[existying]

SO hilarious

[(Anonymous)]

you play all of your characters as if they have super tiny dicks but that's probably because you need to project on them so you can feel better about yourself

[lohacse]

what

[(Anonymous)]

lmfao!

[lohacse]

john??

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah okay your tags are kind of funny but
It always feels as though Im playing opposite a brick wall
Your characters never do anything to actually move events forward
Opting instead to satisfy themselves by standing around and chatting into oblivion
Maybe your character should get a job