In which rpers rp characters rping.

[lalondelicious]

Required How Is My Driving.

Attempt politeness and steer clear of wasteful words, remember we're all friends here and we don't want to ruffle any feathers.

If your feathers are ruffled please report to me and the ruffler will be summarily executed or at least given a psychological interogation exposing their flaws. Whichever they prefer.

Comments

Rose

[lalondelicious]

I do believe everyone knows who I play.

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

wait

[(Anonymous)]

fuck that wasnt me

[lohacse]

Ah, he appears.

[(Anonymous)]

I find your repartee engaging and delightful. However, there is an underlying trend I would like to address. Do you have a troubling or unfulfilled home life? It may appear meaningless to bring it up, roleplay is hardly the most serious application of time in the world, but I assure you I have a tract I wish to explore.

Your delight in imagery does you credit and it is a thrill to puzzle through the layers of metaphor. The lines you draw between completely uncorrelated strata bring a tear to the eye. Again, I mention this is going somewhere and that place is important I should think.

Your characters seem to have a penchant for older female characters, even when they show no such signs in their canons. I don't believe I can recall a single one of them who haven't engaged in at least flurtation with them. Parallel to this is the vein your poetic streak clings to. Namely: six inch objects of a certain girth.

The critique I bring to you is in the form of concern, have you sought help for your desire to have intimate relations with your mother?

[lalondelicious]

What wasn't you? All I see is an utterly anonymous soul.

Mysterious stranger feel free to delve into further insight with regards to how in character I may be as I am sure your flawless characterisation will allow me to bring new light upon the series that I am so dedicated to.

[lohacse]

[lohacse]

i dont have an obsession with dicks rose shut the fuck up

[(Anonymous)]

No Rose here. Only a citizen worried about the proper use of phallic objects.

You really ought to leave those bananas alone.

[(Anonymous)]

ahahahaha ok this is literally why no one ever gives you crit because you do this
this passive aggressive thing
like youre obviously out of character i dont know why you bother gettin all snooty
also you dont tag anyone who isnt kanaya

[lohacse]

ok its like you havent seen how karkat always talks about characters bulges in tags
its all kinds of creepy how havent you noticed
i barely ever bring up the dicks

[(Anonymous)]

Dear dear, you are not assuaging my thoughts on the matter.

I didn't say anything about Karkat's affinity for the D. I hadn't imagined your pissing contest would slip into the digital world. I digress, you bring up dicks in moderation, dick related imagery and what I have taken to calling "dick baiting" you perform in excess.

[lohacse]

all im saying is
if theres someone you should scold about penises
calm down their obsession with them
thats karkat
like i dont even know why you think all my tags read dicks

Re: Rose

[(Anonymous)]

I think you have a poor habit of making troubling and dangerous decisions with your characters
Have you considered the effect it may have on the fellow members of your cast
It will be granted that you at least discuss your intentions beforehand
Unhelpful though that may be with your penchant to ignore whatever protests you are given
And they are total
There is not a single person who does not ever tell you your ideas arent terrible
Playing with you under these conditions becomes a fraught and frustrating experience and I do wish you would reconsider your approach
I enjoy playing with you I really do
But this cant continue

[lalondelicious]

I was just asking for more information on how to improve, expecting me to fix my characterisation on no data is preposterous. It's hardly my problem if your queries inspire what you perceive to be snootiness.

I'll grant you, my tagging practices have slipped of late. But if you desire for me to fix that you could, if you were so inclined, tag me first.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah cause she only tags you

Re: Rose

[lalondelicious]

Au contraire! You seem to have sustained some misconceptions on the nature of my decisions. I fully think through all possible implications of my characters actions, including the protests.

My aim, as ever, is to force excitement amidst the hair brushing and shopping dates.

[lalondelicious]

Down boy.

[(Anonymous)]

David.

Your character gifted everyone sausages for Christmas.

[lohacse]

that was one time

[(Anonymous)]

Because the previous year it was... oh dear, please fill me in, was it the mini rocket launchers or the white silly putty?

Re: Rose

[lalondelicious]

Also, it appears that you yet to post your own thread. It would behove you to do so, required is not synonymous with optional. Upon checking details, it is in fact an antonym.

[lohacse]

it was dick shaped cakes

Re: Rose

[(Anonymous)]

i think you're pretty in canon but you include way too many gay wizards in everything. it's like dude, you could at LEAST put a content warning so that some of us don't scroll down the millions of paragraphs and then find themselves face to face with wizard dick

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