In which rpers rp characters rping.

[lalondelicious]

Required How Is My Driving.

Attempt politeness and steer clear of wasteful words, remember we're all friends here and we don't want to ruffle any feathers.

If your feathers are ruffled please report to me and the ruffler will be summarily executed or at least given a psychological interogation exposing their flaws. Whichever they prefer.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

No Rose here. Only a citizen worried about the proper use of phallic objects.

You really ought to leave those bananas alone.

[lohacse]

ok its like you havent seen how karkat always talks about characters bulges in tags
its all kinds of creepy how havent you noticed
i barely ever bring up the dicks

[(Anonymous)]

Dear dear, you are not assuaging my thoughts on the matter.

I didn't say anything about Karkat's affinity for the D. I hadn't imagined your pissing contest would slip into the digital world. I digress, you bring up dicks in moderation, dick related imagery and what I have taken to calling "dick baiting" you perform in excess.

[lohacse]

all im saying is
if theres someone you should scold about penises
calm down their obsession with them
thats karkat
like i dont even know why you think all my tags read dicks

[(Anonymous)]

David.

Your character gifted everyone sausages for Christmas.

[lohacse]

that was one time

[(Anonymous)]

Because the previous year it was... oh dear, please fill me in, was it the mini rocket launchers or the white silly putty?

[lohacse]

it was dick shaped cakes

[lohacse]

john thought it was hilarious

[(Anonymous)]

I think my point is clear.

I noticed you are dodging my other point. Incest is not a taboo I will judge you for if you would like to let it all out.

While keeping it in your pants, of course.

[lohacse]

incest what incest what are you talking about

[(Anonymous)]

The incest you would like to have. Many men desire their mothers, Dave. Never fear that you are alone.

[lohacse]

what i dont want to have any incest
where are you getting all this from

[(Anonymous)]

Your characters always seek out the nearest older woman and then make passes at her unceasingly. It's not hard to click the pieces into place.

[existying]

SO hilarious