In which rpers rp characters rping.

[lalondelicious]

Required How Is My Driving.

Attempt politeness and steer clear of wasteful words, remember we're all friends here and we don't want to ruffle any feathers.

If your feathers are ruffled please report to me and the ruffler will be summarily executed or at least given a psychological interogation exposing their flaws. Whichever they prefer.

Comments

Rose

[lalondelicious]

I do believe everyone knows who I play.

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

wait

[(Anonymous)]

fuck that wasnt me

[lalondelicious]

What wasn't you? All I see is an utterly anonymous soul.

Mysterious stranger feel free to delve into further insight with regards to how in character I may be as I am sure your flawless characterisation will allow me to bring new light upon the series that I am so dedicated to.

Re: Rose

[(Anonymous)]

I think you have a poor habit of making troubling and dangerous decisions with your characters
Have you considered the effect it may have on the fellow members of your cast
It will be granted that you at least discuss your intentions beforehand
Unhelpful though that may be with your penchant to ignore whatever protests you are given
And they are total
There is not a single person who does not ever tell you your ideas arent terrible
Playing with you under these conditions becomes a fraught and frustrating experience and I do wish you would reconsider your approach
I enjoy playing with you I really do
But this cant continue

[(Anonymous)]

yeah cause she only tags you

Re: Rose

[lalondelicious]

Au contraire! You seem to have sustained some misconceptions on the nature of my decisions. I fully think through all possible implications of my characters actions, including the protests.

My aim, as ever, is to force excitement amidst the hair brushing and shopping dates.

Re: Rose

[lalondelicious]

Also, it appears that you yet to post your own thread. It would behove you to do so, required is not synonymous with optional. Upon checking details, it is in fact an antonym.

Re: Rose

[(Anonymous)]

i think you're pretty in canon but you include way too many gay wizards in everything. it's like dude, you could at LEAST put a content warning so that some of us don't scroll down the millions of paragraphs and then find themselves face to face with wizard dick

js

Re: Rose

[lalondelicious]

I was not aware anyone had wizard junk as a trigger. I'll try to correct this oversight, I would hasten to do so if I was more informed as to why it is so upsetting to you. Perhaps if you came to me in private?

[lohacse]

Ah, he appears.

[(Anonymous)]

I find your repartee engaging and delightful. However, there is an underlying trend I would like to address. Do you have a troubling or unfulfilled home life? It may appear meaningless to bring it up, roleplay is hardly the most serious application of time in the world, but I assure you I have a tract I wish to explore.

Your delight in imagery does you credit and it is a thrill to puzzle through the layers of metaphor. The lines you draw between completely uncorrelated strata bring a tear to the eye. Again, I mention this is going somewhere and that place is important I should think.

Your characters seem to have a penchant for older female characters, even when they show no such signs in their canons. I don't believe I can recall a single one of them who haven't engaged in at least flurtation with them. Parallel to this is the vein your poetic streak clings to. Namely: six inch objects of a certain girth.

The critique I bring to you is in the form of concern, have you sought help for your desire to have intimate relations with your mother?

[lohacse]

[lohacse]

i dont have an obsession with dicks rose shut the fuck up

[(Anonymous)]

you play all of your characters as if they have super tiny dicks but that's probably because you need to project on them so you can feel better about yourself

[lohacse]

what

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah okay your tags are kind of funny but
It always feels as though Im playing opposite a brick wall
Your characters never do anything to actually move events forward
Opting instead to satisfy themselves by standing around and chatting into oblivion
Maybe your character should get a job

john

[existying]

benjamin gates - national treasure
elliot hopper - ghost dad
tom beck - deep impact!

[(Anonymous)]

lol

Re: john

[(Anonymous)]

Your characterisation is monotonous and not every scene requires an explosion.

Or a reference to a separate B-rated canon.

Branch out and you will be rewarded.

Re: john

[(Anonymous)]

I find your attempts at sarcasm charming and almost witty, but y'all lack any serious bite. You are not unlike a puppy pawing at a leg for a head scratch.

You do not make full use of the booty, which I find both OOC and a crying shame. There is a beautiful ass you must utilize to its fullest potential.

Re: john

[(Anonymous)]

I feel that Tom doesnt display the wisdom that should be inherent to a man of his age and lofty position
Setting obscene water-based traps over doorways is not an activity appropriate for the ruler of an entire nation

Kanaya Maryam

[glowsferatu]

Alice Cullen From Twilight
Miriam Blaylock From The Hunger

Re: Kanaya Maryam

[(Anonymous)]

Try out a character that does not subsist on drinking blood. If you try you may enjoy it.