Hot hackers, they're just like you but they're hot!

[fetidmustard]

[What's more annoying than a back seat driver? A back seat coder.

Sollux presses a finger to the screen, leaving a residual fingerprint. On purpose.]

Bracket.

[He'd noticed it five lines ago but for about two seconds he thought she could have the benefit of the doubt. Roxy isn't as terrible at this as most people, not as good as Sollux of course but that's because Sollux is the only one who can program his way out of a paper bag in the universe. According to him. But Roxy could program her way out of a soggy one, so she's close.]

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[bffsiez]

[Whoa, rollercoaster of reactions. No, wait, shit, yes. Finally she grins really widely. He called her hot. And pretty smart. Probably 'for a human', by his standards, but she'll take a guy who can appreciate her brain and her bod any day.]

Hrm, I don't know I've never been on one. What kind would you like?

[fetidmustard]

[His shoulders jerk, he thought she was hot before, grinning like that she knocks it out of the water and it's destroying the scrap of coordination he has left.]

No, shit, I mean, [god damn it, talking to humans: way harder than talking to girls,] black or red or... [he trails off, cursing himself, last thing he wants is for her to turn around and say "oh yeah I really want to pap your face not stick my tongue in it".]