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Mind the spider breath.

[The TV is spilling sound into the silence, punctured only by the occasional crunch of popcorn.

Which is a total lie. This movie is boring, Vriska hasn't laughed once and keeps pointing out the amount of time it must take for the chick to change her hair that fucking often, god. It's like she doesn't have anything better to do. Like the plot. What there is of it.]

Is it over yet?

[This is what she gets for letting John pick out the movie on Terezi's behalf. Legally fucking Blonde.]

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[Spoiler, the crunching comes mostly from Terezi's claptrap. It's the only way she can resist through this movie without admitting she was wrong about her choices for once and saying what everyone's thinking: it sucks. So, for that reason, distraction by overingestion of popcorn.

she's pretty sure there's a kernel stuck in her teeth, but it'd be rude to just shove her finger in there to try and claw it out. Oh wait, that's exactly what she's doing.

Movie, yeah, what?]

[there is one person who does not think it sucks, thank you very much. john thinks that reese witherspoon is charming and determined in a funny and endearing kind of way. he likes her hair. rose's hair would look like that if she grew it out. terezi and vriska are like two bored and stiff things upon either side of him. he can sense it. it's really awkward.]

Guys, she hasn't even done the studying montage yet! Do you want me to just turn it off.

[Vriska doesn't even bother to go for the remote. That would take too much time. Instead, she scrabbles forward and pulls the TV's plug directly from the wall.]

Got it.

[She'd have smashed it but then she couldn't watch Spiderman later. She sits back on the floor. It would be really nice if the thief of light didn't have to move to turn the lightswitch on. She glares at it in the TV-less gloom.]

John, turn on the light.

[Nope, still chewing popcorn here. Maybe at some point she drowned out the noise of Reese With-Her-Spoon and just focused on the other stuff like the fact that Vriska's sitting next to her, and John's on the other side, and they're both warm and smell nice, like they had a feelings jam just before the movie.

It makes her a bit jealous, to think that they might've. Sigh.]

Nah, I'm okay, [he says lazily, and leans back into the couch as terezi splits salty kernels with her creepy teeth, filling the silence with a hard munching noise.]

We can survive in the dark. And aren't you guys, like, nocturnal?

[Vriska gives him her best unimpressed face and leans over to shove at his knees.]

I'm a hero of light and I want it. [Come on, John, do your moirail a solid.] You could be stunting my growth as a good person by not turning on that light, John. Do you really want that?

[She's not even considering asking Terezi, who seems to have gone into a coma where she eats popcorn rather than does nothing and drools. Vriska takes a piece from the bowl Terezi is clutching and pops it into her mouth. Not bad.]

[FINALLY, that gets her something of a reaction. She stops eating, setting the bowl in her lap, and turns towards Vriska.] Your logic is flawed, considering how you don't grow into a good person, you change into one, and light has never had a single thing to do with it.

[Then she turns towards John.] Also I'm fairly disappointed no-one's tried to make out with me yet. We're watching a movie. There is popcorn. The lights are supposedly dim, I wouldn't know. I've been waiting for minutes, guys, my ass is getting crampy!

Vriska, things are far more romantic with the lights off and I'm lazy. So I'm not getting up to turn them back on again.

[terezi also makes a very good point. he sits up a little straighter. she is looking at him while she talks, does that mean that she wants him to kiss her? this seems like it's a hint. he's gonna go for it. he says] Haha, yeah, [and not so discreetly stretches an arm up and around her shoulders, leaning in to give her a smooch on the mouth.]

There you go cranky pants. Better?

Fine. But when Terezi shoves her tongue in your armpit and it tickles don't come whining to me when you want it to be less romantic.

[Her moirail kissed her sister. That's like human incest, isn't it? John seems fine. Looks fine. She can smell the fineness on him. So it can't be that close to killing him. Which is what incest does. But when he leaves off her she moves in to kiss Terezi.]

Double better!

[which is what incest does, WOW. WOW, get over it already. She's being kissed by two cuties, this is the good life. When they both pull away, she's laughing, smacking her lips and licking them to get their taste better acquainted with her tongue.]

Triple better. Which is even better than better, because it's got a three in it.

And don't worry, John, I promise to only shove my arm in Vriska's armpit, hehehe...

[he rolls his eyes and scoots a little closer, arm still draped around terezi's shoulders.]

Yeah, okay. I don't really get that. [what exactly about armpits? he's confused. whatever, he doesn't need to know what's going on to get to kiss terezi's jaw a bit which is what he is doing now.]

[Sometimes Vriska remembers that John isn't really the shiniest grub in the clutch. Today, she's a bit busy slipping her hand up under Terezi's shirt and attaching her lips to her neck for a kiss.

She'll explain it later, with diagrams. If she hasn't forgotten.]

Whoa. [She thought they were just going to kiss a little, but now they're both being intentionally hot? It's kind of disturbing, but in the best possible way. In a way that has her craddling the back of John's head and reaching out to tug Vriska up, nip at her mouth with a small little breathless laugh.

Already.]

[yeah, that's right. they can easily be intentionally hot! john scrapes his teeth slowly on terezi's jaw and then gives her earlobe a tentative suck, shifting over to make room for vriska to get all up in her grill as well.

sharing a person to kiss with his moirail is a little weird, but hey, it's terezi. he can deal.]

[Kissing Terezi, it's easy to pretend like John isn't there but she always knows where John is. She has a John-dar. She reaches out and slides her hand absently down his arm in a shoosh - still mostly concentrating on the kissing. Damn she likes the kissing, with more teeth than none and more force than necessary. Terezi tastes like that popcorn she was crunching down, it's like a snack and a snog all at once.]

[Okay, no - she's supposed to be the master of taste and all the other senses here, not the one losing her mind because two actually hot moirails are sandwich-snogging her at the same time.

The sound that escapes from her mouth and gets muffled against Vriska's is like a keen and a moan and a sigh, and if it's not enough of a crack in her pokerface, there's the shiver that climbs up her spine and just guh. Is the functioning word. She pulls away from Vriska's lips, because breathing.] Well - I was...kidding, originally, but whoa.

Er hem.

[okay, sitting back a little and watching vriska and terezi go to town on each other's mouths is actually unfairly awesome and is doing funny things to him, but he also feels like he is being left out and forgotten, just a little.

so when they both come up for air he puts a hand on terezi's shoulder and then leans in to lick wetly all the way up the side of her horn.]

[That shouldn't be hot. Seeing her moirail's mouth attached to her sister is one of those things that isn't supposed to make her bite down on her lip. John is full of good ideas though! As he should be, he's the best after all.]

Having fuuuuuuuun yet, sis? [she drawls out and then licks her way up Terezi's other horn with her tongue flat against it.]

[Having fun? Is she having fun? You've got to be kidding her right now. She'd make a comment about how the two of them are really into watching each other make out with her, but she doesn't because she gets distracted by those mouths and ends up leaning her head back with a groaned out-]

Fuck...

[hey, vriska. don't take all of his good ideas, sheesh. at least they have totally verified that terezi is in fact, having fun. he makes eyes at his moirail over the top of terezi's head and settles in against her as she stretches out on the couch, head tipped back. this is nice. this is a fun group activity.

he thinks he will slide one hand up terezi's shirt now.]

[Shut up, John. She took his idea and made it better! Having both of them on her horns makes it eight whole times better. She did the math.

John is trying to communicate something with his eyebrows, if it's important he can take his mouth off Terezi and talk. With John making a move up her shirt, Vriska takes it upon herself to put her hand on Terezi's knee and start inching it up the inside.]

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Mind the spider breath.

there was a fair fight and i won (i cheated)

i am here now

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